WHY

andforthemoment:

so i have this chocolate penguin and it has a PERFECT smooth and GLORIOUS texture

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and im sincerely really trying to eat it but it just

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and i just cant 

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so im just like

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and the fucking penguin just

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fuck it ill let the penguin eat me

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THEN I ACCIDENTALLY DID THIS AND I JUST CANT EVEN DO

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hlep me hELp

MY GOD HlEP ME

WHY

so i have this chocolate penguin and it has a PERFECT smooth and GLORIOUS texture

and im sincerely really trying to eat it but it just

and i just cant 

so im just like

and the fucking penguin just

fuck it ill let the penguin eat me

THEN I ACCIDENTALLY DID THIS AND I JUST CANT EVEN DO

hlep me hELp

andforthemoment:

So I got this cotton candy stuff for christmas and 

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And it says this 

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“It has been scientifically proven that it is impossible for someone to eat Fun Sweets cotton candy without cracking a smile. In fact we’re so confident of this fact that we guarantee it.

DISCLAIMER

The Fun Sweets smile guarantee applies to typically pleasant individuals  If you are a major grouch that doesn’t smile at a puppy or a rainbow then even we can’t help you.”

So

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And

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so i 

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god dammit fucking liars

come on guys this was funny to me i totally spat cotton candy all over the place

So I got this cotton candy stuff for christmas and 

And it says this 

“It has been scientifically proven that it is impossible for someone to eat Fun Sweets cotton candy without cracking a smile. In fact we’re so confident of this fact that we guarantee it.

DISCLAIMER

The Fun Sweets smile guarantee applies to typically pleasant individuals  If you are a major grouch that doesn’t smile at a puppy or a rainbow then even we can’t help you.”

So

 

And

so i 

god dammit fucking liars

ladymacabre:

CANDY GORE

Faces 5 by Ashkan Honarvar

This is actually incredibly amazing.

OMG WTF IS THIS SIFHEUIOWGWITERGTE

chocolate and candy♥

Princess Bubblegum and Marceline♥